Michael Jackson Acquitted???

Ok, WTF??? I am a wee bit shocked. Though I figured, because of his celeb status and high paid attorney's, it would probably happen. Ya know, it would be nice to be a big celeb, I could kill, molest children, do drugs....get caught doing drugs a thousand times over, drive while drunk...possibly even killing a child or family in the process and absolutely rule the world all at the same time. Celebs still have it made people!! amazing